Tag: me
Anakin: Where’s Padme?
Palpatine: Don’t worry about her.
Anakin: Oh I’m sorry, have you met me?
look the ideal future is me having a strong girlfriend/wife who can effortlessly swing a sword but i know that future means me staring at her anxiously as she does sick sword stuff and going “babe, is that safe? babe are you sure you should do that? babe please be careful. babe. babe maybe we can just stare admiringly at that sword instead”
future wife: hey look at me throw this axe with devastating accuracy
me, with my heart rate skyrocketing: that’s so hot, honey, but is that, like, really sharp?
when you’re a boob guy thru and thru but the jedi council only wants to talk about some dumb war
that mental illness feel where you’re tired as shit but you wanna stay awake as long as possible for some ungodly reason
I call these “sulk nights” – I have no energy to do anything but I am not ready for bed so I stay up too late doing nothing but sulking
Perfect name.
Spite Night also rolls off the tongue well.
me, sitting cross-legged in your fridge when you go for a drink in the middle of the night: gray morality can be an effective storytelling technique but it should not be considered a necessity in order to tell a good story because when handled wrong it carries the implication that atrocities are justifiable as long as they’re committed in the interest of fulfilling an ostensibly noble goal, and it is so often handled wrong
you, staring in horror while holding a carton of orange juice: who are you and how did you get in my house
Had such a great day with @pocketwatchesandtea ❤
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