i feel like obi-wan was constantly giving cody heart attacks because as the war went on and got more and more dangerous, obi-wan kept deciding “oh, i kinda feel like wearing less aRMOR TODAY”
like honestly, look at this:
early in the clone wars he had chest armor that looks like it probably covers his heart from both the front and the back and also has plating all the way up his arms as well as on his shins. it’s not perfect, but it’s definitely something, especially considering how the majority of the time, the enemy used blasters
after the time skip, apparently obi decided all that plastoid was cramping his style so he got rid of basically all of it except for his forearms. i would love to see his clones’ reaction to finding out their reckless general had now made himself even more of a target.
by ROTS obi-wan decided to basically fuck armor entirely, opting for fabric and leather alone, content in the assumption that the power of the force and pure concentrated sass will save him. he doesn’t even have gloves anymore lol. cody has long given up hope.
and it only gets funnier when you go back even earlier in the war, because he used to wear FULL ARMOR
boy even wore a helmet
no other Jedi did this, Obi-Wan just went full trooper and wore their armor, rode their speeders, wielded their weapons, “Jedi propriety” be damned (and other Jedi did comment on this). Qui-Gon would be so proud.
and then he just starts….stripping as the war goes on
What with his track record with robes, it was only a matter of time before he misplaced all his armor too.
By this reasoning, the next logical step is full nudity in Disney’s Obi-Wan movie.
I have two thoughts. OMG the sunburn… Also I feel that Ewan McGregor would be very supportive of the idea.
I got in through one of those recruitment drives they keep holding
I collected the box tops and turned them in. Just paid separate shipping and handling.
I forgot to uncheck a box when I was installing something.
i found a rainbow ticket inside a chocolate bar
A bird flew up and handed me a letter.
I was the one billionth customer.
Sorting hat.
went into a home depot on Pride weekend and it was a door prize
like, weird, but okay
I forgot to install an adblocker and got a pop up on a website that congratulated me on being LGBT
I successfully forwarded a chain e-mail to ten LGBTQIA+ friends in the allotted amount of time.
It was hidden in the extra fees on my phone plan.
Scratch off tickets
Kinda got stuck on my cable bill one month
It’s one of the benefits included in salary packaging
Honestly it just followed me home? It’s not like I fed it or anything it just showed up and never left.
Found it tucked into the back of a library book.
weird contaminants in the stream, that one campout.
It was in the sauce at the Bunnings sausage sizzle. Or maybe the onion.
I downloaded the app.
i deleted the (different) app. best mistake i ever made. 😀
I woke up one morning to find the queerfairy had visited.
A friend gave it to me as a “happy divorce” present.
Melissa Etheridge gave me a toaster.
God sent an angel and the glory of the Lord was upon me.
One of those really fancy Christmas crackers. All my sister got was a wine charm, hah.
Look, the landlord left a lot of random crap here when we moved in that he doesn’t want and that really aren’t household essentials, and the stuff I liked I’m keeping, OK?
Found mine in one of those prize packets in a box of Fruit Loops.
I kissed a girl then several years later an angel descended upon high to hand me a golden plaque that said “Bisexual” on it. I keep it on a wall above my bed.
Thanks to Chuck Wendig and his new novel Aftermath: Empire’s End, we finally have canonized hamsters new Sequel Trilogy lore to analyze.
While several novels have been released over the course of the last year, Empire’s End is, in my opinion, the most substantial to date for insight into the direction of the Sequel Trilogy and its characters. Quite literally blowing open the “Jakku Mystery,” this novel also provides some additional insight into Snoke, Ben Solo/Kylo Ren and Gallius Rax’s fate.
As I masochistically subject myself to the slew of past and present tense that is Chuck Wendig’s writing, I will attempt to analyze the mythical lore of the Sequel Trilogy and in doing so, delineate that which is critical to the sacred canon. I will post the remainder of this meta under the read-more, as it’s very long and it contains spoilers.
This is a massive post but it’s very good. Every once in a while I find SW fans who are actually capable of deep analysis and that’s very exciting. Anyways these are great theories and you should read through this.
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