thewholockedarmyinitiative:

keepalive66:

pabus-tail:

strawberryvespers:

well-im-the-lord-of-time:

passthecocaine:

Yeah but can you imagine:

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Sorcerer’s Stone

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Chamber of Secrets

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Prisoner of Azkaban 

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Goblet of Fire

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Order of the Pheonix

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Half-Blood Prince

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Deathly Hallows

Has a nice ring to it

ACTUAL PROOF I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN

JAMES WHAT WERE YOU DOING WITH PADFOOT

ACTUALY PROOF I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE

NEVERMIND THAT, HE ALSO GOT FREAKY WITH SNAPE.

ACTUAL PROOF THAT I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX

THE ENTIRE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX

JAMES

I HOPE YOU USED PROTECTION

IT’S ON MY DASH AGAIN

BRB DYING OF LAUGHTER

rileylaroux:

caramelcheese:

Day #8: Favorite Villain – Dr. Facilier

Come on, boys, won’t you shake a poor sinner’s hand?

This is a little bit of a departure from what’s normally on this blog but I live in Louisiana and I adore this damn movie. It’s not 100% without issues, but a few friends of mine said it was amazing to see someone “Who could be from here” used as a character in a Disney film. Like a humanized, non-generic, sincerely interesting character. This dude is forever my favorite villain (or lackey, as some could argue >:3).

mickeysbuddydonald:

noplacelikedisney:

tsunderetan:

baobabsandbroomsticks:

theonlyfrozenheart:

dastardlyhans:

guiltyhipster:

dannybird22:

guiltyhipster:

dannybird22:

guiltyhipster:

baobabsandbroomsticks:

tsunderetan:

baobabsandbroomsticks:

Your sister is bread because of you.

she returned from the mountain golden brown

she said that YOU had baked her heart!

her skin turned to crust! her hair turned wheat!

Ovendelle’s in deep

deep

deep

deep

dough…

Love is an open oven door.

Oh Anna, if only there were somebready who loafed you.

Do you want to build a dough man?

The Duke of Pretzelton.

Prince of the Flour Isles.

Let it toast

reindeer are breader than people

Can I say something grainy? Will you marrye me?

Can I say something even grainier?
Yeast!

SANDWICHES

Gingerbread