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In the land of Mordor did Sauron raise up the fortress of Barad-dûr, a citadel of terror where the dark lord bade his time until he could be reunited with his ring and resume his assault on the world of men. There his spirit lingered looking out upon the world with a huge red cat eye that he mounted up top. This eye was not some form of imagined ethereal dread, but rather a huge obnoxious fiery orb that whipped around and lit up the place. The eye had motion detection and could scanned around for the ring like something out of Metal Gear Solid. I bet it even could shoot a laser if it saw you.

J.R.R. Tolkien, probably. (via whatiftolkienwrotethemovies)

sofapizza:

he’s died for us more often after all.

mosymoseys:

do you ever get really emotional about the skywalker twins and the family they built together?

like these are two people who never knew their birth families and both had their adoptive parents murdered on the day same day. and they clung to each other (and han) and created this…

Around a third of those people are dead now so yes, I do get really emotional about that.

suckmygenitals:

lokimenow:

emkaymlp:

the gifs didnt load so it just looked like the stairs were talking to the trees

why am i laughing so hard at this

i’ve seen this so many times and i cry every time

suckmygenitals:

lokimenow:

emkaymlp:

the gifs didnt load so it just looked like the stairs were talking to the trees

why am i laughing so hard at this

i’ve seen this so many times and i cry every time

zosowiththemosto:

milkpunk:

yapped:

jankyass:

if you catch me on the street listening to my ipod and i do a swift head turn i’m probably in the middle of filming my imaginary music video. do not disturb.

I have found my people.

who else like closes their eyes during a buildup and then pops them open when the chorus or w/e starts as if like the video’s starting or there’s a swift transition like nope i dont have a weird tic i’m just making a music video

youre all my soulmates

atane:

midnighthatters:

fullofstarlight:

WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS CNN?!

I showed this to my flatmate and she laughed about how Americans think that Hong Kong is in South Africa.

Your flatmate should apply for a job at CNN if she sees South Africa in the image. She’ll get the job.

elbronie:

BLESS THIS MAN I NEARLY PISSED MYSELF