i don’t understand much but what i do know is strawberries are very tasty 🙂

yourfluffiestnightmare:

In CoS when they try to sneak into Myrtle’s bathroom to ask her about her death, McGonagall catches them and Harry makes up the excuse that they wanted to see Hermione in the hospital wing and Minnie doesn’t give them detention and then comes this and since we all know Harry’s dumbest excuse, here’s the official suggestion to rate all of Harry’s excuses on a scale from

to

Harry Potter oscillates from 100% effort to coasting on a wave of apathy.

Listen.

ninacosmica:

thatpettyblackgirl:

EVERYBODY knows (or should) that you DO. NOT. STOP. in Vidor, Texas.

It’s best to just run out of gas elsewhere. Whatever you do, black folks, DO NOT STOP IN VIDOR, TEXAS.

There’s a good chance you’ll get lynched or just come up missing – and I’m not joking.

also do NOT stop in Harrison, Arkansas!!!! (relatively close to OK and MI) a nazi town with a BIG KKK organization.

Reblog To Save Life

Vidor’s school district was at the job fair I went to. Thanks to tumblr, I knew to avoid them.

best-shower-thoughts:

If we stopped using being right as a sign of personal value, we’d likely be more open to new ideas and as a result more intelligent as a species. We’d argue ideas instead of egos. (source)

weekend-writer:

falsebounty:

video games are a wonderful escape from reality until you see your reflection in the loading screen

officialunitedstates:

smexing:

officialunitedstates:

zreje:

officialunitedstates:

they call it a heartbeet because your heart looks like a beet

this is so true

I know

What’s going on here

text post I made about heart beets and someone said they thought it was true and I told them I knew that

kosmikkitten:

It’s funny how people think that unhealthy food is the norm so they are under the impression that one must starve themselves to be thin when really all you need to do is eat healthy food and healthy portions and move your body… o_0