
Month: Dec 2014
A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.
you’ve got to be kidding me
I am in physical pain
ugh. where’s all the GOOD music these days. it’s all just rapping and beibers and directions. i miss the days where i could go into the local tavern and hoist a mighty flagon of mead to a jaunty tune on the lute of a young bard
whoever put me in charge of roadtrip music probably just made the worst mistake of their life
you make me so proud
“And Martin, how do you hope your character [Bilbo Baggins] will inspire children?” (x)
Martin Freeman, our one and only leader, whose face should be everywhere indeed. [x]





















